The Apocalypse Pantry

A Survivor's Guide to Happiness in the Urban Armageddon


Go into the world and feel the life force of the apocalypse squirting optimistically from your nads!  

If you step out your front door and forget everything you've learned and loved during your time in the pantry in a paniced moment of crippling self doubt, do not fear, the pantry is in you.  Allow yourself the sublime untethered liberty of whipping it out in public!  Or tenderly touching it in your special night times.  Whatever you need to do to feel emboldened by what you have experienced here and seed these strange times with your wunder-spawn!